Just a quick note if you’re wondering why we’re not up and around… one of our filesystem mounts is experiencing lengthy read/write times and is not serving files reliably.  We’ve been working on it feverishly… but we’re gonna be down for a little while longer.

For those of you running projects on our site, we will be giving you a credit for the time we’ve been down and then some.  I’ll update this post as soon as the troubles are over.

UPDATE: Things are back to normal. Credits to running projects are on the way.

Dear citizens of klusterville,

It has come to our attention that there is at least one site out there operating a phishing hole for payoneer cardholders.  This is just a reminder that you should never, ever, ever provide your information to a site that you don’t absolutely know to be the real mccoy.

Neither we nor Payoneer will ask you to come back to our sites to enter sensitive financial information, so don’t do it, okay?

Integration with our payment processing partner, Payoneer is near complete.  (sorry, it’s taking a little bit longer than expected) We’re working out the last of the issues over the next few days to ensure everyone gets paid correctly.

Pretty soon… you guys will all be kluster cashmoney rock stars, with expressions so elequoently demonstrated by ben

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Make sure you’re ready:

• Earn Over $50 in your kluster account.
• Sign up for your payoneer card (clicking on the “preference” link in the top-right corner of namethis/kluster and then on the account info tab. )
• Wait for your card to come (could take up to two weeks)
• Activate your card via the payoneer website

In just a few more days (as soon as i finish all this integration awesomeness)… All members with activated cards will be able to start loading their funds onto their card.    Once you initiate a card load from your kluster account, it takes 3 business days for the funds to be available on your debit card.   You’ll receive an email from payoneer when the funds are available.

As an added bonus, we’re letting you earn watts with your monthly card loads.  Basically, the less you load, the more watts you receive.  We will be crediting your account a bonus 2 watts for every dollar you leave in your account after each card load.  This helps us, as a startup, and you as an aspiring influencer.

So, make sure you’ve followed all the above steps and get ready for the big return… you guys have earned it.  Don’t go spending it all in one place (unless you want to spend it running projects on kluster, in which case.. please do)

Ok, I’m off to finish the code. Check your account info page daily over the next few days, you’ll see the load form show up shortly.

-Mike, about to give you twenty’s… MAN!

PS:  here are a few of my favorite things….   Flowers, Chocolate Milk, Socks, Bowling Shirts, Beads, TI-85’s, Carly Simon, and walking through model cities pretending i’m Godzilla.