Lacy’s working on deletable criteria/hangovers. I’m working on namethis analytics. Ben’s working on caffeinating so he can ask what we’re working on twice a minute.

We are the bloggiest team in the mutha uckin world. In other words, coffee line + iphone = blog.

First of all, our apologies to the community.  Ish.

Secondly, we had an atrociously bad day here at the Kluster nerve center and all sites were down for about 15 hours.  We believe we have restored full functionality at this point and we’ll be monitoring the site closely to ensure it stays in that condition (huge ups to Mr. Mike Lacy! Y’all send ‘im props, ya here).

Thirdly, in light of the site being down, we’ve given each namethis project an additional 72 hours to collect great names.  Everyone get in there and make sure to do an extra special excellent naming job for us, k?

Thanks so much for your patience and sticking with us.  We hope you guys had a better day then us today, and you have a great weekend.

We’ve been hearing feedback from the community and noticed in the logs that there are sometimes issues with new user registration.  This has been fixed on our testing servers and we’ll be moving it live in the near future.  If anyone’s had these problems, please check back to see when you’ll be good to go.  Sometimes this error manifests itself by not allowing a new user to login and giving no error message (a double-whammy).

As always, thanks for being cool.

1000 watts for the best purchase with a Kluster debit card.  Picture or it didn’t happen.

Integration with our payment processing partner, Payoneer is near complete.  (sorry, it’s taking a little bit longer than expected) We’re working out the last of the issues over the next few days to ensure everyone gets paid correctly.

Pretty soon… you guys will all be kluster cashmoney rock stars, with expressions so elequoently demonstrated by ben

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Make sure you’re ready:

• Earn Over $50 in your kluster account.
• Sign up for your payoneer card (clicking on the “preference” link in the top-right corner of namethis/kluster and then on the account info tab. )
• Wait for your card to come (could take up to two weeks)
• Activate your card via the payoneer website

In just a few more days (as soon as i finish all this integration awesomeness)… All members with activated cards will be able to start loading their funds onto their card.    Once you initiate a card load from your kluster account, it takes 3 business days for the funds to be available on your debit card.   You’ll receive an email from payoneer when the funds are available.

As an added bonus, we’re letting you earn watts with your monthly card loads.  Basically, the less you load, the more watts you receive.  We will be crediting your account a bonus 2 watts for every dollar you leave in your account after each card load.  This helps us, as a startup, and you as an aspiring influencer.

So, make sure you’ve followed all the above steps and get ready for the big return… you guys have earned it.  Don’t go spending it all in one place (unless you want to spend it running projects on kluster, in which case.. please do)

Ok, I’m off to finish the code. Check your account info page daily over the next few days, you’ll see the load form show up shortly.

-Mike, about to give you twenty’s… MAN!

PS:  here are a few of my favorite things….   Flowers, Chocolate Milk, Socks, Bowling Shirts, Beads, TI-85’s, Carly Simon, and walking through model cities pretending i’m Godzilla.